February 2011
Reasons why I hate Facebook
365thoughts:
Loveydovey couples post on each others wall every 10 minutes
People start shit over IM or a status
People posting a status that nobody cares about? “Dinner”
Girls post gross pictures with their boobs hanging out
Girls being fake and acting like they like each other
People update their status every five seconds complaining about their life.
Respect your parents.
They pay for your internet
lovestringsfromparis:
*After a Date* Boy: I’ve…had the time of my life. Girl: Me too. Boy: And I’ve never felt this way before. Girl: Me too! Boy: I swear, this is true… Girl: *Smiles* Boy: …And I owe it all to you. *looks at girl* Girl: Aww! Your so sweet! I love yo- Boy: DIRTY BIT. *starts breakdancing really hard right there in the middle of the street* Girl: ..
That feeling when you text someone and he/she...
vampalexa:
I’m like:
Then I’m like:
I FAILED THE TEST ?
pseudo-legit:
sheamnessy:
AND I REALIZED, ALL OF US FAILED. AND I WAS LIKE…
heckye!
If you stare at the picture long enough, you...
fatregina:
FCK SHT
When people flirt with the person you like.
When someone replies correcting your typo
omegleshit:
andreasaur:
To people that know me i’m like;
To people that dont know me i’m like;
THIS.
Teacher asked you to read next.
painiack:
You don’t even have the book open.
